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woman:Some peaple say I am pretty. Some peaple say I am ugly. What do you say?
man: I think you are pretty ugly.

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Why are you in such a hurry? I am waiting to see what poem you can show me.You know I have a strong appetite for literature.Perhaps I have to spend one (or even tow,three,?? It depends on you.)sleepless night awaiting your great,great works.
Anyway, I can afford a long torture,though it's a little bit miserible.
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I ever read it in College English.I like it very much.If you have more, share them with us here.